Things no football fan would ever say.

Things no football fan would ever say.



I really miss the eighties when players used to wear those really short shorts.

I think football was better in the seventies with Ron Chopper Harris, and that.

I actually think David Pleat is a really good pundit.

I like Neil Warnock.

I'm really hungry, I could do with some couscous salad, or something.

Being England manager is a really difficult job, I know I couldn't do any better.

I thought the referee had a great game today.

I went to the Emirates to watch the match at the weekend, I thought the ticket was very reasonably priced.

I wonder why there aren't so many ethnic minorities in football.

I don't enjoy it when my team keeps the ball on the floor, I prefer them to play long balls and try to score from set-plays.

I think the media have been really unfair on Mourinho recently.

I've just finished Elective Affinities by Goethe, yeah, it's a really good read, actually.

I feel a bit sorry for Manchester United for what's happened to them over the last eighteen months.

I suppose if I think that players get paid too much I don't have to go to watch games. 

I admit, I like going to football to be boorish.



Postscript: I really do think that Chelsea's luck will run out on Saturday against Liverpool. Chelsea really aren't as good as they say, and I think their unbeaten run will end. 1-0 to Liverpool, you heard it first here, folks.